Toilet Tyrant Pillows

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

The Rural Bidet...

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"No screen time means more scream time."

Executive fitness.

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Prehistoric Graffito

The Puppet Poop

Scot's beer.

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

School of Comparative Anatomy

Potty Training.

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

'Don't change the channel.'

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

Morgue.

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'

Portal Loo

'Sanitized for your protection.'