Toilet Troublemaker Pillows

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog wearing a cone

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

New York Scatological Society

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

WC problem.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

The Rural Bidet...

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"So tell me about your last poop."

Frog Flycatcher.