Trash Troublemaker Pillows

Rubbish spoiling water falls

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Don't look at me!'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

We're polishing our brand.

Bin Inspector

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Trash-talkin' artists

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

"Did you order takeout?"

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."