Trash Troublemaker Gifts

Rubbish spoiling water falls

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Rubbish and Everest

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Dustbin monster.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

Trash-talkin' artists

Bin Inspector

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

We're polishing our brand.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."