Troublemaker Extraordinaire Gifts

'Must you always come to visit folks lookin for trouble?'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"Blackmail has given me a confidence I've never felt before."

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

"I can't understand women. They're happy punching each other around a boxing ring but ask them to hit a tennis ball and they scream in agony!"

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'