Troublemaker Gifts

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'Don't look at me!'

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

Stupid Excuse

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

Worm on a hook faced with a big fish "More mither"

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'See! You should have joined the union!'

"I wreaked a bit of havoc today...and you?"

'GE-EE-Z! You startled me! I thought it was my wife coming by to give me more hell, after the fight we had before I left for work!'

Al's bedroom was directly above Lance's, and he enjoyed driving him slowly insane by never letting him hear the other shoe drop �

Some people don't know whent to quit.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'