Troublemaker Fan Gifts

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'He needs professional HELP!'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"I can't understand women. They're happy punching each other around a boxing ring but ask them to hit a tennis ball and they scream in agony!"

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

"...and this is where the teachers go to get away from me!"

J G Farrell

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.