Toilet Troublemaker Gifts

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Dog wearing a cone

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

New York Scatological Society

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

The Rural Bidet...

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

Moon's Portaloo.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Frog Flycatcher.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'