Toilet Humor Aficionado Gifts

Og invents the wheel. His brother, Zak, invents the portable potty.

Santa Perusing Naughty List/Nice List While On The Toilet.

Hand Comes out of Toilet Bowl with Mobile Phone

'We've increased the voltage of the electrical shocks. Now, the male mouse puts the little toilet seat down almost every time.'

'Be good to your bum? - My arse!'

'It's a nice invention, but you left the seat up.'

Elephant & Sheik

'Trust me. He's far more effective than any drain cleaner and he doesn't contain any environmentally dangerous toxins.'

Explorer in jungle suffering from colic pain and laughing natives carrying toilet seat and toilet paper rolls.

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

Pee Rex.

Weight lifter straining on toilet

Enjoys a challenge....

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

Redneck Flowerpot

Mummy Toilet Roll.

The Fart-a-thon.

Parroting

Bowel movement in D minor.

Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

Dog with portable toilet.

"Pardon me, Teacher - but, I have to invade the lavatory and take a Putin!!"

Jazz Cans

Matthew, Mark, Luke and 'John'.

"So THAT is why you don't sit and flush!"

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

Toilet Trees

"Oh Christ! Not again, surely."

'Frank! No! It's 'POP!' 'POP Goes the Weasel!''

'Ok, Ok, Tommy! I believe you now!'

Man in gents toilet trying to sell copies of the 'Bog Issue'

Man going to the toilet using computer paper as toilet paper.

'Take us to your leaker.'

'Of all the stalls in all the ablution block in all the camping grounds in the world, I had to walk into his.'