Toilet Humor Aficionados Gifts

'What are you doing with that toilet?! I drink out of there!'

'Why am I not surprised?'

"Ta-da!"

Alien recycling

I like a good whodunit.

'Filo Ex-Lax' in a toilet.

Santa Claus finds a toilet instead of a chimney.

"Think positive and only good things will happen..."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"This stool shall pass."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Richard the Turd

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Hydration

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

New York Scatological Society

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'