Toilet Humor Fans Gifts

Hey, it was my turn to drink! Now it's got your germs all over it!

Choosing a toilet bowl is a very personal decision, so take your time. Final Flush Funeral Home.

'You Bring shame to our family!'

Spaceman using a toilet in space

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Calm. Tranquility. - 'Sanctuary.' - 'I need a wee!!! What are you doing in there?!' - 'I was finding inner peace until your weak bladder interrupted me...' -

Doggie Big Slurp

Off Leash Dog Park

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

"Have you not heard the one about the elephant diarrhea? It's all over town."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"This stool shall pass."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'Crisis'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Richard the Turd

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

New York Scatological Society

Hydration

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'