Toilet Humor Fan Gifts

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

'I'm afraid that your irritable bowel syndrome has progressed. You now have furious and vindictive bowel syndrome.'

Ski Toilets

"You must see someone about your problem."

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

"Hello! HELLO!! I have to pee! HELLOOO!.."

Men/Women/Santa.

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

"I think a potty would be more dignified"

'It's got to be a mirage.'

'What makes you think no man has been up here before?'

'I do an awful lot of business on the golf course.'

Down to China.

A woman is attacked by toilet water

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

'Another myth dispelled'

Evacuation Route.

An eskimo shows off his new igloo - 'This place has all the latest features including an 'ig-loo'...'

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

Richard the Turd

Santa making the most of his sack.

"The good news is I rescued your cell phone. However, all your minutes were used up."

'See, Louise? See? I told you I wasn't the one leaving the seat up!'

'Goodness, no! It's for an exhibit at the art gallery down the street.'

Vowel Movement

Incontinent ballistic missile

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

Hydration

Seeing-eye dog reading on toilet.

Go, or I'll call the police.

TV

'This villa in Spain - is the toilet standyupee or sittydownee?'

"Is that the Incontinent Hotline?" "Please hold."

Toilet roll beauty tips.