Toilet Humor Lovers Gifts

The Toilet Bike.

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Blind man at urinal.

Pantomime Horse / Cavalry Toilet

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"This stool shall pass."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Richard the Turd

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Lavatory Waterfall

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

New York Scatological Society

Hydration

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

The Rural Bidet...

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Pooper Bowl Sunday.