Toilet Joke Lovers Gifts

The little Dutch Boy hold his finger in the crack in a toilet.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"This stool shall pass."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Fly fishing.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Richard the Turd

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Hydration

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

New York Scatological Society

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

WC problem.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

Toilet humour

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Pooper Bowl Sunday.