Toilet Humor Gifts

'You can deny it till you're blue in the face butyou're definitely incontinent!'

"I swear it - I've seem them, no digging - no covering just Bawoosh!"

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'Handicapped'

"This stool shall pass."

'What are you doing with that toilet?! I drink out of there!'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Cat reads the paper while on the 'toilet'.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

The Invisible Man goes to the toilet.

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

Urinal instructions

'Hey, Jer. . . You forgot step #2.'

Farting/ No Farting.

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

'Ten minutes to read the paper in silence... bliss.' - 'Floater! Gah!' - 'What's wrong, Peel? Tell me.' - 'It had eyes... big sweetcorn eyes...'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"When are you going to invent toilet paper?"

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

'Hurry up, I gotta go to the bathroom!'

Problem Solving at the Urinal

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Crisis'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lavatory Waterfall