Toilet-themed Humor Gifts

Santa Perusing Naughty List/Nice List While On The Toilet.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"This stool shall pass."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Crisis'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

Richard the Turd

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

Hydration

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

New York Scatological Society

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Toilet humour

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."