Toilet-themed Humor Gifts

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Richard the Turd

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

New York Scatological Society

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Hydration

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

WC problem.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."