Toilet Humor Mugs

'You can deny it till you're blue in the face butyou're definitely incontinent!'

"I swear it - I've seem them, no digging - no covering just Bawoosh!"

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'Handicapped'

'What are you doing with that toilet?! I drink out of there!'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

The Invisible Man goes to the toilet.

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

Urinal instructions

'Hey, Jer. . . You forgot step #2.'

Farting/ No Farting.

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

'Ten minutes to read the paper in silence... bliss.' - 'Floater! Gah!' - 'What's wrong, Peel? Tell me.' - 'It had eyes... big sweetcorn eyes...'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"When are you going to invent toilet paper?"

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

Problem Solving at the Urinal

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lavatory Waterfall

Richard the Turd

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Hydration