Toilet Humor Enthusiast Mugs

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Where Yule Logs Come From.

'Sooner or later we'll have to cross their picket line.' (Ladies and Gentlemen toilet signs on strike).

Dog in the desert trying to reach a toilet.

Snake charmer charming toilet paper.

'...But enough about me, what do you do for a living?'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Rodin's 'The Stinker'.

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Merger of the Year

Q this side. P this side.

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

Inconsiderate.

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'Holy shit!'

Obsessive violinist.

New! Books on toilet paper.

"Dang brother, that one lifted you right off the seat. Man, that's gotta hurt."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Now this little baby here we call 'the Honeymooner.' It does away with the whole issue of leaving the seat up.'

'Rough day?'

Stomach Bug.

Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, and Several Other Hairs to the Throne.

'His prostate is just fine'

'I super-glued it.'

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Emergency in space.

Lavatory Waterfall

"Not a roll down my local!"

'Whilst you were in the toilet, they descended into the underworld.'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

'Yeah, kid...Gotcha'

"If you want to do that in the yard, fine, but in here I am not making eye contact with you."