Toilet Humorist Mugs

'Honey, have you watered the philodendron lately?'

'Stop complaining. You knew I was a funeral director when you married me.'

Toilet inside a coffin.

"I swear it - I've seem them, no digging - no covering just Bawoosh!"

Rodin's Stinker

Scot's beer.

The Puppet Poop

Extreme Plumbers: Plumbing emerging from toilet with snorkel and goggles yelling out 'All Clear!'

World Of Cow - 'Could you wrap that up and send it to this address?'

'This is the toothpaste. I asked you for the Preparation H.'

School of Comparative Anatomy

Multiple floaters! Gah! - 'They look a bit like little brown fish.' - 'Well hello little fishy-wishes...' -

Toilet Roll Dog.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'I'll never take you fishing again.'

'Here it is - the wellness area!'

Car crashing into a public toilet.

How to tell that the plumber you hired learned his trade in 'the land down under'.

Portal Loo

The Rural Bidet...

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"Are you OK, you look a bit flushed."

"That one we fished out of the toilet."

Toilet Out Of Order

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

Toilet Invention

A sure sign that you have been eating waaay too much beef!

Maze Toilet

101 uses of a dead cat: chain flush

"I was just getting a brick for my loo."

'The fruitiness is almost overwhelming but at the same time not particularly prevailing!'

Sir Thomas Crapper, circa 1860.

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'