Toilet Seat Humorist Mugs

"Baseball player, firefighter, that's for sissies. My dad's a toilet seat dispute mediator!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Dog wearing a cone

'Crisis'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Richard the Turd

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Hydration

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

New York Scatological Society

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."