Toilet Paper Humorist Mugs

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

COWS: Cows weekly shop

Have food. Need toilet paper

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog wearing a cone

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lavatory Waterfall

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

New York Scatological Society

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

The Rural Bidet...

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy