Toilet Paper Comedy Mugs

"Well, we've just run out of toilet paper, but I guess we can use our stock options instead."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog wearing a cone

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lavatory Waterfall

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

New York Scatological Society

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Have food. Need toilet paper

"I told you it was a universal truth."

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

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