Toilet Paper Humorist Gifts

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

COWS: Cows weekly shop

Have food. Need toilet paper

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"This stool shall pass."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Dog wearing a cone

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

New York Scatological Society

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

WC problem.

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

Toilet humour

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

The Rural Bidet...

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."