Toilet Humorists Gifts

I'm sorry we taught that cat to use the toilet.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Men on modernised moon

Sewer heating - let's see if I can warm up the house!

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"This stool shall pass."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Dog wearing a cone

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lavatory Waterfall

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

New York Scatological Society

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

The Rural Bidet...

WC problem.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."