Toilet Humour Enthusiast Gifts

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

'Brian's never been one to shy away from the big jobs.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"This stool shall pass."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Richard the Turd

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

Hydration

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

New York Scatological Society

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

WC problem.

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

Toilet humour