Toilet Humor Connoisseur Gifts

'Now I understand the trickle-down theory!'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

The Stinker

"Fred, here's a catalog of bathroom fixtures. You're on page 5."

A man goes to the toilet and loses weight in the process.

Goldfish cemetery

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"This stool shall pass."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Crisis'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Lavatory Waterfall

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Richard the Turd

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

New York Scatological Society

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Hydration

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

The Rural Bidet...