Toilet Humorists Pillows

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Men on modernised moon

Sewer heating - let's see if I can warm up the house!

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Dog wearing a cone

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

New York Scatological Society

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

Toilet humour

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

The Rural Bidet...

"I told you it was a universal truth."