Toilet Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"She's a natural!"

"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."

"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"

Fat man weighing himself while on the toilet

"That was painful...I just dumped my girlfriend."

Men/Mice toilets.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Richard the Turd

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

New York Scatological Society

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Hydration

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Toilet humour