Toilet Humor Fans Pillows

'You Bring shame to our family!'

Spaceman using a toilet in space

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Calm. Tranquility. - 'Sanctuary.' - 'I need a wee!!! What are you doing in there?!' - 'I was finding inner peace until your weak bladder interrupted me...' -

Doggie Big Slurp

Off Leash Dog Park

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

"Have you not heard the one about the elephant diarrhea? It's all over town."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Crisis'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Richard the Turd

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

New York Scatological Society

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Hydration

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."