Toilet Comedy Fan Pillows

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

All dressed up and no place to go

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Richard the Turd

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

New York Scatological Society

Hydration

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

WC problem.

Toilet humour