Toilet Comedy Fan Gifts

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Crisis'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Richard the Turd

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

New York Scatological Society

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Hydration

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Toilet humour

WC problem.

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space