Toilet Comedy Lovers Gifts

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Richard the Turd

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Hydration

New York Scatological Society

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

WC problem.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Toilet humour