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'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"She's a natural!"

"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."

"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"

Fat man weighing himself while on the toilet

"That was painful...I just dumped my girlfriend."

Men/Mice toilets.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"This stool shall pass."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Lavatory Waterfall

Richard the Turd

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

New York Scatological Society

Hydration

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

WC problem.