Toilet Humor Aficionado T-Shirts

Hand Comes out of Toilet Bowl with Mobile Phone

'We've increased the voltage of the electrical shocks. Now, the male mouse puts the little toilet seat down almost every time.'

'Be good to your bum? - My arse!'

'It's a nice invention, but you left the seat up.'

Elephant & Sheik

'Trust me. He's far more effective than any drain cleaner and he doesn't contain any environmentally dangerous toxins.'

Explorer in jungle suffering from colic pain and laughing natives carrying toilet seat and toilet paper rolls.

Pee Rex.

Weight lifter straining on toilet

Enjoys a challenge....

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Parroting

Bowel movement in D minor.

Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

Dog with portable toilet.

Man going to the toilet using computer paper as toilet paper.

'Of all the stalls in all the ablution block in all the camping grounds in the world, I had to walk into his.'

Man in gents toilet trying to sell copies of the 'Bog Issue'

'Ok, Ok, Tommy! I believe you now!'

'Frank! No! It's 'POP!' 'POP Goes the Weasel!''

"It's okay, I've got diarrhea."

Mr Meier calendar

'I love having my own water treatment center.'

Dan Bishop

Billy hadn't been on the toilet for quite a while, but, he had a feeling it could be a big one.

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

"Much better. Now, we just need to work on that follow through!"

"It's a lovely day - let's go for a nice walk in the woods..."

"Sorry kid, potty humor has a place, but not in this agency."

"So THAT is why you don't sit and flush!"

Jazz Cans

Toilet Trees

For some reason Fred's magic act wasn't a breakthrough performance.