Toilet Water Humorist Gifts

Dog wearing a cone

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"This stool shall pass."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Richard the Turd

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

New York Scatological Society

Hydration

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Toilet humour

WC problem.