Toilet Paper Humor Fan Gifts

"People wipe their feet on me all day long. I mean, really, what could possibly be worse than that?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

All dressed up and no place to go

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Fly fishing.

'Crisis'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

Richard the Turd

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

Hydration

New York Scatological Society

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

WC problem.

Toilet humour

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."