Bathroom Humor Fan Gifts

'Stop you fool! It has to breathe!'

Falling down door

'... And you must be Little John...!'

'After being stuck in that bottle for 2000 years, I have to do something urgently before I can start granting your wishes!'

Toilet Paper Crisis.

'No more yard clean up with this breed. He's a lavatory reliever.'

Rodin's Stinker

Jazz Cans

Fly fishing.

"Dang brother, that one lifted you right off the seat. Man, that's gotta hurt."

Urinals high up on the wall

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

At the worst possible moment, Andy's irritable bowel syndrome flares up.

"Yesterday she invented the bathroom and locked herself in it."

'Which way to the clogged toilet, Mrs. Odette?'

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

Pirate sees man on toilet sign has peg leg

Woman in Bath has Three Legs.

French letters vending machine; Serif and Sans Serif.

Cows worshipping a toilet.

Hi tech toilet

Mermaid Portaloo.

Little Women

Confessional bathroom

"You're still using a loo? I do all my crap online."

"Deadly gas is escaping from Uranus!"

"T'was the night before Xmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder."

"We may want to review the fibre levels in our diet..."

The End Is Near

Hiss/Hers

Pissoir - Entre

"Hey man, asparagus urinal is at the end!"

"I'm pretty sure it's where they mark their territory."

'I was on a roll and then my life just unraveled.'

"Corky's stuck on the toilet again!