Bathroom Humor Aficionado Gifts

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'No wonder you're backed up.The box says 'ear', not 'rear!'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

'Moses in the Gents.'

DYNOROD, 'Gone to plunge'

Birdbath Choices: His, Hers, and Gender Neutral.

'Handicapped'

"The fourth door! The men's room is the fourth door on the right!"

Free laptop computer hook-up.

The Stinker

Pharaoh on the toilet.

Towels: His, hers and stalker's.

'Hey! - - Hold it up a minute - - I'm on the throne!'

'Right Henshaw, let's show them we mean business...'

'You dropped your cell phone again, didn't you?'

Smelling the roses in a toilet.

'Hang on. I'm naked.'

'Bathroom! Bathroom! Bathroom!'

'I was in the bathroom -- I did NOT abdicate!'

'You should have thought of that before we abducted you.'

'Low self esteem.'

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

Yeti in the outhouse

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"

"You finished in there yet?"

"I wanted to wash my hands but the sign says 'Employees must wash hands.'"

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"Can I call you back, Rusty, I'm in the jacuzzi."

Pissing Mummy.

Holy Water/Holy S**t

"I feel like we're way ahead of our time."

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Hey! Get back on your door!"