Bathroom Humor Expert Gifts

'I'd better get two, in case they aren't very absorbent.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

His & hers towels.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"I hate my job!"

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

"It was very generous of you, by the way."