Bathroom Humorists Gifts

'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'

Three pirates at the urinal - one looks down and says 'Ahhr, so you must be Long John Silver?!'

'Looks like we lucked out.'

"Now wash your hands again"

Duck in a bathtub

"How do you plead - quilty or not quilty?"

Bathtub with markers to show the water depth

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'This must be one of those unisex bathrooms.'

Pantomime Horse / Cavalry Toilet

Hygiene in public toilets

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

His & hers towels.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"