Bathroom Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Today's gonna be different- I can feel it!"

"I can't remember whether I left the toilet seat up last night."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Queue outside lady's toilets: 'Please wait to be seated'.

'This stool softner should do the trick.'

Peer Review.

'Why is it that laxatives always look like crap going in?'

Santa Perusing Naughty List/Nice List While On The Toilet.

"Wait - I can explain!"

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

Hand dryer instructions

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

'It's not global warming. It's an overflowing toilet.'

Man on toilet looks at toilet paper marked 'Emergency Only'.

Push button for loud noise...

"I hate my job!"

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Japanese Restrooms

Help me buy an Anti-flatulent.

Wait Your Turn!

This is the 4th time this week!! It's almost as if someone's sabotaging it so it won't flush... Anyhow, I need to set up another service appointment.

"You must see someone about your problem."

No one liked standing next to Moses at the urinal.

National Toilet Museum. (No Public Restroom.

Symbols on bathroom doors. Women, men, runner

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

The Unreachable Toilet Roll

'What do you mean you forgot to add toilet paper to this month's supply order?'

Man standing at urinals leans on the barrier and they all fall over.

Burping Toilet

'Don't stand on them, they make you cross.'

Superloo-"I'd give it 10 minutes if I were you."

The eternal question

Relax the sphincter a moment and PUSH! (Resiential life coaches).