Bathroom Humor Lovers Gifts

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Succession to the throne: Men in line for the men's room.

"Pssst... Hey, buddy, could you spare some aluminum foil?..."

I'm beginning to think this wasn't a mummification, but a bathroom incident gone horribly wrong.

Lance, I read that one third of Americans use social networking in the bathroom. That's why I always wash my hands after I read a Tweet.

Limbo Champ Exit

UROUT/URINE

'By jove, we've found one, Emma! And not a second too soon!'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Plumber repairing a bath

"So flushing the Man United scarf was OK, but does this French baguette count as 'foreign'?"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Fly fishing.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

His & hers towels.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."