Bathroom Comedians Gifts

Pish-Pish Sounds - toilets

'What are you doing with that toilet?! I drink out of there!'

His and Hernia's towels.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Showering in winter.

'Can't you take a magazine like everybody else?'

"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

His & hers towels.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'