Bathroom Comedians Gifts

Pish-Pish Sounds - toilets

'What are you doing with that toilet?! I drink out of there!'

His and Hernia's towels.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Showering in winter.

'Can't you take a magazine like everybody else?'

"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.