Bathroom Comedy Lover Gifts

US Airforce.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Fly fishing.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

His & hers towels.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"I hate my job!"

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'