Bathroom Jokes Lover Gifts

Devil Flushes on Angels

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

His & hers towels.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."