Bathroom Jokes Connoisseur Gifts

Evacuation Route.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"I hate my job!"

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."