Bathroom Joke Lover Gifts

'Hurry up in there! -- I don't have all day, you know!'

Yes, I'm getting over the intestinal flu. In fact, your call is my first 'out of bathroom' experience.

Man mishearing someone bragging about the size of his manhood.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"I hate my job!"

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."