Bathroom Joke Lover Pillows

'Hurry up in there! -- I don't have all day, you know!'

Yes, I'm getting over the intestinal flu. In fact, your call is my first 'out of bathroom' experience.

Man mishearing someone bragging about the size of his manhood.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

His & hers towels.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

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