Bathroom Jokes Gifts

'What are you doing with that toilet?! I drink out of there!'

'This is the toothpaste. I asked you for the Preparation H.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

His & hers towels.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."