Bathroom Jokes Gifts

'What are you doing with that toilet?! I drink out of there!'

'This is the toothpaste. I asked you for the Preparation H.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Batman tissue dispenser.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.