Bathroom Humorist Gifts

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

"That's a bidet, not a drinking fountain!!"

Father's Day Toilet Card

Closed for cleaning.

'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'

LavNav.

Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer

'Room service? Please send up a towel. In a minute sir, someone's using it.'

Man to dog with toilet plunger on face: 'I told you to leave the plumber alone.'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Man from the sign in a men's room.

Maze bathroom.

Employees must wash hands.

"We could really use a bidet."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

His and Hers Towels

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'It's great to see you but you know you're supposed to squeeze from the bottom.'

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"Hey, Bob. Howe's it goin'?" "Drinking eight glasses of water per day is a great idea. If you work in a bathroom."

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

'Dad! - Mum's cheating again!'

Stomach Bug.

Water cooler talk - dogs drinking from toilet.

Shark disguising himself as a urinal

Paper Bath Towels

CCTV in a men's room.

'You're never going to let me forget about that money you inherited, are you?'

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'

Spider saying "Eek! Look at those horrible hairy legs!"

Pumice Stone Accidents.

'I found the clog.'